lordtrash:

If I ever like your sad post

It is support

I am not enjoying your tears

(via sniffing)

*walks through a bead curtain*

whythefuckareyouromeo:

OH MY GOD

SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED “JESUS FUCK” REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING

(Source: call-life-arlelt, via sniffing)


unconvenience:

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

(Source: unconvenience, via asvprock)

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

(Source: onlineprinsus, via breakinq)


princess-kayjay:

I just had a straight guy tell me “Gah I love lesbians” and before I could even say anything, he added, “because, ya know, they like the same thing I do and sometimes it’s nice to get advice from a girl instead of guys who think making love is just repeatedly putting your dick in something, ya know?” And I have never been more proud of the human race.

(via drunk-tripping-unicorn)

hagakuresdrugdealer:

i legit want this on the wall somewhere in my livingroom

hagakuresdrugdealer:

i legit want this on the wall somewhere in my livingroom

(via drunk-tripping-unicorn)

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via drunk-tripping-unicorn)


highenergyjewtrino:

poryqon:

when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group

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When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.

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(via gnarly)

(Source: frekkly, via metalhearted)


janemba:

*is a wreck*

*gives ppl lifestyle advice*

(via distraction)


methlaboratories:

MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!

(Source: yvov, via distraction)


aschoolgirlcrush:

my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog

(via asvprock)

(Source: ethnic-perfection, via stay-strong-you-can-make-it)